Yes. As part of our world trade mission, we sent our Arts Ambassador to Vietnam to let the people know we’re not holding any grudges, and as you can see here … neither are they. Right after this photo was taken, the little guy on the right asked to trade shirts and wear the “Smells Like Fish” shirt. There’s no doubt that the Vietnamese people appreciate fine art.
A lot of you may not know it, but Pablo and I were friends for some time before I took him fishing. We both enjoyed creating stuff, painting mostly. We looked alike too. Although I was younger, I also had that silly, dark-eyed stare that he became known for.
I had filled-in for him at several public appearances in New York in ‘61 while he was in Europe accepting the International Lenin Peace Prize for the second time. We really laughed about that later. And when he married Jackie (Jacqueline Roque) that year, I suggested that I substitute for him in the bridal bed that same evening. “Come on, Pablo. You’re 69 years-old for Christsakes!” I said. He lit another Balto, blew smoke in my face while coughing, and said, “69 says love, too.” Continue reading
Aarkonian Queen to visit Earth in January
Her Royal Highness, Queen Jennifer, of the Planet Aarkon will begin a scheduled tour of events beginning in New York soon after our planet New Year.
Photographed here after returning from an all-galaxy trade tour of inhabited planets, Her Highness shows-off one of the artistic wraps she has been promoting throughout our galaxy. Continue reading
Reggy Glitt, London, England, sent us this photo with a note recently: “I’ve been wearing this shirt with my lampshade cap to pubs and parties since I got it. They all want it and the blokes love it, too. Bloody good fun, eh?”
Jesus Alverez, President of Local #221 Pool Cleaners and Sanitizers Union, Mesa Arizona. Says: “Next to my Green Card, I value this Smells Like Fish T-shirt more than anything I own. We’re all wearing them out here.
You asked for it…
The new Aarkonian Club Shirt! (previously known as “The Infinity T-Shirt”)
Order yours before the holidays, or your next doctor visit.
The Original Tin Foil Hat
Interstellar Telepathic Signaling Device
Born from cannabis creativity and the vision of one dedicated being, the original 1992 Tin Foil Hat has returned. We had to go back to our drawing board in ’93 after a certain government agency shut us down. We modified. We improved. We’re ready to finish testing. It’s back! Continue reading